If you don’t know about Das Racist, you aren’t any good at the internet.

And you probably confuse Wesleyan with Wellesley.

Go to their myspace right now and play “Shorty Said”, the Gordon Voidwell remix. It should be enough to convince you to come to the show Thursday night. Yes. Yes. Okay. Rap rap rap.

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