Really, H&M? Really?

Dear H&M, Wtf dude!?! I’m pretty pissed with you right now. This New York Times article that describes how your company damages unsold items at the end of the season so that they cannot be resold and then disposes of these unworn goods as though they are trash is just heartbreaking.  [Deep breath] How you gonna throw away new clothing like it’s pox ridden blanket? Like there aren’t tons of people, in all of the countries where... Read More

Dear Duncan,

Dear Duncan Phyfe, If I could go back in time to the mid 1800s and somehow not have it be weird, I’d totally ask you to build me some furniture. I’m kind of obsessed with this mahogany sofa that you made in…1810(?). If the Metropolitan Museum of Art wouldn’t have me arrested, I’d sprawl right out. I don’t care if people think that you’ve been given too much hype and couldn’t possibly have created as... Read More

Dear Marc Jacobs,

Dear Marc Jacobs, I have a question for you. When designing your Marc by Marc Jacobs Resort 2010 collection, did you do research by asking my mother for photographs of me in grades K-3? I mean no disrespect. I loved the Resort collection BECAUSE it reminded me of grades K-3, only meant for big kids! You always know just what to do with colors and prints! And I’m really glad that nothing looked too hard to wear – after all, it is Resort!... Read More

RIP: Bartholomew Bass

Dear Bart , You might not have had control over Lily’s wandering eye and to my knowledge no one referred to you as The Captain but you without a doubt ran shit. Respect. You could have been one of televisions most solid villains. I mean, you were ice cold. You wouldn’t even let your half-orphaned son live with you when you got remarried but you were willing to overlook your step daughter’s criminal past, which most definitely... Read More