06.Jan.2010 Really, H&M? Really?
Dear H&M,
Wtf dude!?! I’m pretty pissed with you right now. This New York Times article that describes how your company damages unsold items at the end of the season so that they cannot be resold and then disposes of these unworn goods as though they are trash is just heartbreaking. [Deep breath]
How you gonna throw [...]
01.Dec.2009 Dear Duncan,
Dear Duncan Phyfe,
If I could go back in time to the mid 1800s and somehow not have it be weird, I’d totally ask you to build me some furniture. I’m kind of obsessed with this mahogany sofa that you made in…1810(?). If the Metropolitan Museum of Art wouldn’t have me arrested, I’d sprawl right out. [...]
24.Jun.2009 Dear Marc Jacobs,
Dear Marc Jacobs,
I have a question for you. When designing your Marc by Marc Jacobs Resort 2010 collection, did you do research by asking my mother for photographs of me in grades K-3? I mean no disrespect. I loved the Resort collection BECAUSE it reminded me of grades K-3, only meant for big kids! You [...]
09.Dec.2008 RIP: Bartholomew Bass
Dear Bart ,
You might not have had control over Lily’s wandering eye and to my knowledge no one referred to you as The Captain but you without a doubt ran shit.
Respect.
You could have been one of televisions most solid villains. I mean, you were ice cold. You wouldn’t even let your half-orphaned son [...]
